I like that iOS 8 is smart enough to know that I use Google Maps more than Apple Maps, and doesn’t get upset about it.

why do i read food blogs before i go to bed? like why. why do i do this to myself.

Q

Anonymous asked:

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

A

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

REBLOG IF U A LIL STRESSED

Today in oddly specific google searches

got my apartment 100% set up & cleaned, got a date on wednesday, eating sushi for dinner!

design-is-fine:

Emil Arthur Schuelke, cocktail shaker, 1936. Made by Napier, USA. Cooper Hewitt.

behold, the humble beginnings of a typeface.